Top five reasons you’re ready for the WSOP
Last year the World Series of Poker had around 2500 players. Five reasons why you should be player 2501 :
5) Really, 2500 players is no different from 250 $5 sit and go tournaments at Party, and you money in those, like, all the time.
4) You have a pair of novelty sunglasses that would freak out even Greg Raymer.
3) You have bought every single poker book sold by amazon.com. On top of that, you have serious plans to read some of them. Eventually.
2) They say the WSOP is a collection of local champions, and you fucking dominate your weekly home game. Of course, there was that time your 8 year old sister checkraised you with a set, and that other time she bluffed you with 9 high, and a few times where you just quit in anger after she cracked the aces you didn’t raise preflop with, and that game where you thought you had a flush but your novelty sunglasses caused you to misread your hole cards and last week where you just didn’t get any cards, damnit - but other than that, you dominate.
1) The buttoned-down working world just doesn’t get individuals like you. This is your ticket out of their square-ass world full of rules and responsibilities [and health insurance and retirement plans and regular pay, but man, don’t forget those oppressive rules].
