Top five reasons why online poker must be rigged
Oh you didn’t know? We thought everyone knew. I mean why would a business with potential annual revenue in the billions possibly want to run things on the up-and-up? Wouldn’t it be smarter to juice the deck to generate a tiny extra fraction of profit at the potential expense of all those billions? Well if you still have doubts, here are even more compelling arguments why online poker MUST be rigged:
5) You know flush draws are about 4-1 to make on the river, and you’ve missed your last 6. Gotta be rigged.
4) One time, you saw QQ vs AA and a queen flopped but then an ace came on the river. Plus you had 57 and would’ve made trips, but you saw through the site’s sneaky plan and folded preflop. Verdict: rigged as charged, your honor.
3) This one time, in chat, a guy named xxeAtmExx said it was rigged, and he seemed like a solid player who knew the shit, you know? Yeah. Rigged.
2) You’ve played live like, 5 times, and the difference is, like, completely obvious to anyone who isn’t, like, some kind of moron living in moron denial. So rigged.
1) You can’t beat the 3-6. Your home game is 3-6, and you tear that up every fucking friday without fail. Completely rigged, the greedy ass holes.
