Top five ways to appear ‘pro’
Chris Grove
New to the game but don’t want others to know? no sweat. Here’s what you do:
5) Quote from Rounders every chance you get. Especially if someone asks you what you had in the hand that just ended. Be sure to say “i’m sorry john, but i don’t remember.”
4) Talk loudly about how the WSOP was better when there were only 800 players instead of 2000+. Instant old school cred!
3) Refer to poker pros by their first names only - instead of saying “phil hellmuth”, just say “phil”. this gives the impression that you actually know them.
2) Get a business card that says: “your name - poker player.” Wait, no, even better: “your name - PROFESSIONAL poker player.”
1) Lose a ton of money and act like it doesn’t matter to you.
