Top five reasons you’re ready for the WSOP
Last year the World Series of Poker had around 2500 players. Five reasons why you should be player 2501 :
5) Really, 2500 players is no different from 250 $5 sit and go tournaments at Party, and you money in those, like, all the time.
4) You have a pair of novelty sunglasses that would freak out [...]
Top five ways to impress 3-6 players
Some of the toughest poker players in the world sit at B&M 3-6 tables. Here are some ways to earn their respect:
5) Wear sunglasses and a hat, preferably a poker-related hat. Nothing says “don’t mess with this guy” like a party poker hat.
4) Take a long time to think about every play. This lets players [...]
Top five ways to impress people in chat
Now you know how to impress players in live play. But people can’t see your sunglasses and hat when you play online, so what can you do? one word: chat!
5) Type in all capitals. This conveys an unmistakable air of authority.
4) Take any opportunity you can get to show off your knowledge of poker. Remember, [...]
Top five ways to win at 2-4
5) Play every hand that looks pretty. It only costs two dollars before the flop and you could win a $40 pot.
4) Don’t raise with aces. A hand that strong you want as many people in the pot as possible so you can maximize your profit.
3) When you hear that a draw has 20-1 odds, [...]
Top five ways to appear ‘pro’
New to the game but don’t want others to know? no sweat. Here’s what you do:
5) Quote from Rounders every chance you get. Especially if someone asks you what you had in the hand that just ended. Be sure to say “i’m sorry john, but i don’t remember.”
4) Talk loudly about how the WSOP was [...]
