Party Poker Offers US Government Massive Signup Bonus
WASHINGTON DC - Government sources here confirmed today that PartyPoker.com has in fact extended a massive signup bonus offer to the US Federal Government.
According to representatives from Party, the UFSG is eligible for a 20% bonus up to $500 million on its initial deposit. “With so much talk of regulation, we thought it would be a good idea for the government to get to know us better”, said Party Poker Host Mike Sexton. “We’re sure that once they experience the thrilling action of over 40,000 simultaneous players and non-stop multi table tournaments, they’ll come around.”
Analysts believe that the cash-strapped US will consider the offer seriously. “That’s 500 million they didn’t have before, first off”, contends Brian Smernag of the Cato Institute. “I mean all they have to do is play, what, a trillion raked hands, they get the bonus, plus whatever they make. And”, Smernag added, “if they can convince Russia to sign up, the US could make a pretty sweet amount off the referral commission.”
