Fox Announces Plans for “Low Stakes Poker”
A satirical news story imagining how High Stakes Poker might look if the stakes weren’t so high
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Obama Challenges Ahmadinejad to HU4ROLLZ
In this parody news article, we suggest an easier way for the US and Iran to reconcile their differences – HU4ROLLZ!! ++11
Online Poker vs Live Poker
Tony Dunst outlines the relative pros and cons of live poker and online poker in this poker humor article
Full Tilt Poker Signs Stevie Wonder
Is there anyone FTP and PokerStars haven’t signed? We mock the endorsement stampede in this parody news article.
Phil Hellmuth Tries to Dodge Bullet, Fails
We mock Phil Hellmuth’s legendary self-confidence in this parody news article
World Poker Tour Rebrands as Wyoming Poker Tour
Time to kick the WPT while they’re down. We take our shot with this satirical news story about their best hope for a profitable future.
How To Write Bad Beat Stories
Many years ago, some caveman or another came up with the brilliant idea that “hey, fish don’t fight as well as dinosaurs, let’s eat them instead”. Thus fishing was born. However, fishing is about as exciting as an extreme aging competition in your local home, so to pass the time, the aforementioned cavemen invented fish [...]
The History Of Texas Hold ‘Em
Recently adapted into a gentleman’s game, Texas Hold ‘Em has a long, scandalous history that may tarnish its new-found reputation as a sport played by fellows of the utmost honor and cleanliness. What follows is a well-researched account of the trail Texas Hold ‘Em has trodden to become the phenomenon it is today.
Invented by [...]
The seven stages of ace king
Psychologists often refer to the 7 stages of grief that accompany any significant loss in an individual’s life. We certainly think AK qualifies as a traumatic event in the lives of poker players, and know the stages all too well:
1) Denial: “There’s no way I could’ve missed the flop. They were suited. I can call [...]
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