Freeroll King Hand of The Week: Jacked by Jacks

You all aren’t gonna believe this shit.

***** Hand History for Game 51726521529 *****
2000 NL Hold’em – Wednesday, June 08, 13:40:59 EDT 2005
Table Play money 4560
Seat 10 is the button
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to FREEROLL KING! [ Jh, Qd ]
blutastie folds.
Shirttail calls [10].
FREEROLL KING! calls [10].
PittSig calls [10].
Fox4855 calls [10].
Rat9Mu folds.
sammyjg calls [10].
pt34playa calls [5].
max_pot checks.

A MONSTER for the KING. Gotta love lookin down at a hand this big in a game this big. Still, I don’t want to drive anyone else out, so THE KING will play it smooth for now. Don’t want the suckas runnin for the hills just yet. Come on in, boys, the water is fine – just LOOK OUT FOR THE SHARKS. Hahahahahaha.

** Dealing Flop ** [ As, 6s, Ac ]
pt34playa checks.
max_pot checks.
Shirttail checks.
FREEROLL KING! checks.
PittSig bets [50].
Fox4855 raises [100].
sammyjg folds.
pt34playa calls [100].
max_pot folds.
Shirttail calls [100].
FREEROLL KING! calls [100].
PittSig calls [50].

With a flop like that, we’re gonna see some action, and if you’re seeing action, you’re gonna be seeing the KING not far behind. I thought about betting but then I figured I’d lull some suckas into a false sense of security. See, the KING is like Baskin Robins – I hand out beatdowns in all kinds of flavors. This is looking like two scoops of whupass with plenty of jimmies. The chocolate kind, not the rainbow.

** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
pt34playa bets [150].
Shirttail folds.
FREEROLL KING! calls [150].
PittSig calls [150].
Fox4855 raises [300].
pt34playa is all-In [494.97]
FREEROLL KING! calls [494.97].
PittSig calls [494.97].
Fox4855 calls [344.97].

Money card, fuckers. The KING’s got you locked in all Metal Gear style, sneakin on you, slicing your throat before you even hear me coming and then leaving you there to die. Most posers would panic here and throw their chips in with this beaut of a hand, but the KING knows how to play it smooth with the ladies and with the jacks. And don’t get any ideas, when I say jacks I mean my hand. I’m not gay. Whatever.

** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
FREEROLL KING! is all-In [1195.03]
PittSig is all-In [1195.03]
sammyjg: thats my playbook pt34playa…haha
Fox4855 calls [1195.03].

BAM! EAT IT, SUCKAS. LONG LIVE THE KING!

FREEROLL KING! shows [ Jh, Qd ] a full house, Jacks full of aces.
PittSig shows [ 5c, Ah ] a full house, Aces full of jacks.
Fox4855 shows [ 5d, Ad ] a full house, Aces full of jacks.
pt34playa doesn’t show [ Kc, Jd ] a full house, Jacks full of aces.
PittSig wins 1792.55 play chips from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of jacks.
Fox4855 wins 1792.54 play chips from side pot #1 with a full house, Aces full of jacks.
PittSig wins 1573.44 play chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of jacks.
Fox4855 wins 1573.44 play chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of jacks.

Whatever, so I got sucked out on. Not much you can do when you have the nuts and someone has the super nuts. See, people don’t get that pros have to make this bet on the river, because you can’t let like a flush draw or like someone with a 6 get off cheaply. This is one of those “coinflips” you hear people talk about on the Travel Channel, and some you win and some you lose. But whatever – next time or the time after that, the nuts will hold up for THE KING, and those posers will run all the way to the play money bank looking for a handout.

They always do in the end. KING OUT.

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